How to Cook A Turkey ๐Ÿฆƒ

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If you’re looking for a new turkey recipe, I have just what you need!  Whether or not you try one, sit back and enjoy some of my favorites from, “How to Cook a Turkey,” Cookbook written by our PreK Class!

“Get a turkey at the farm.  Can I eat a pig ๐Ÿท? I like pigs ๐Ÿฝ better!  Put it in the oven for 4 minutes.  Take him out, cut him up and eat him.”

“Find a turkey at where I’m hunting at the woods where I hunt, find it there.  I cook him in the oven and my house catches fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ! Then I call my Daddy ’cause my Daddy is a firefighter.  So then I can’t eat my turkey ’cause it catched on fire.  So I will just eat Chick-Fil-A food.”

“Get a turkey at the movie ๐ŸŽฅ .  I’m gonna eat him after I cook him at the Chick-Fil-A, and then I’m gonna have a Minnie Mouse turkey with earrings and eyebrows.”

“I was going huntin’ and I was fixin’ to cook it in the living room in the grill.  It died and it turned into meat, so I eat it.”

“Get a turkey at the farm.  Carry him to my house and cook him at the grill for…ummm…11 minutes.  Then I’m gonna…ummmm…put him in the oven for like 2 minutes and then I’m gonna let him cool off.  And then I’m gonna eat him with a fork ๐Ÿด and mashed potatoes.”

“Get a turkey at the forest with a gun, shoot the turkey.  You go close to the body and then you put it around your shoulder.  Then you go in your truck to drive back home.  Put it in the oven to cook for like 70 minutes and then you eat it.”

“Go get the turkey at Walmart.  Go home and then I cook it on the stove for 40 minutes and then I take it out of the stove.  Then I put it in the oven and set it on 60 minutes and then I take it out.  I slice it all by myself with a sharp knife and I don’t cut myself.  I put it on my dinner table and then my Mimi and my Poppy and my Noni and Grandma and my Pa and my Aunt will eat it.  And then my Daddy just goes to sleep ๐Ÿ˜ด that’s it!”

“I will get a turkey from the store.  I’ll cook it at a store for 15 minutes.  And then go home and eat it.  Then I get a water bottle and drink it and I will go to bed.  That will be it.”

“I don’t know how to make a turkey.  Find one at the farm.  Cook him in the microwave for 20 minutes on high.  After it dings you eat.”

“Find a turkey at the Dollar General Store.  You cook him in the oven for 5 minutes.  Then you eat him with a fork.”

“Umm…get a turkey at the jungle by running and catch him with my legs by jumping on his tail.  And then I’m gonna cook him in the oven for 52 minutes, it stops at that.  I will take him out and eat him with a fork and knives, and put his juice in a bottle.”

“Get him at the farm.  You catch him by running with a fork with him.  Put him in the oven and we cook him for 24 minutes.  Take him out and eat him.”


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